Jack Dee to pull David Blaine pole stunt in London. This has to be a joke.

Ween tries to sell out and fails miserably. The second version just exudes white boy pain. [Via Silent Uproar]

Roskilde books The Datsuns, Dave Gahan, and possible The Raveonettes. Now if they'd only get around to booking the Dandys we'd be alright.

Tom Glazer, who wrote On Top of Spaghetti, died Friday. I honestly didn't know that was a real song. Does that mean the Diarrhea song from Parenthood is a real song as well?

The phrase Oh - My - God! has been used to death already, but when you read something like this it just seems the most appropriate thing to say. [via Gawker]

Ali G does the US: "With America on permanent code red for any jokes about the biggest event in the nation's modern history, it was probably unwise of Cohen to run a gag in which Ali confuses 9/11, a now sacred date, with 7/11, a chain of convenience stores." Come on! How is that not funny?

I've made an Oscar Poll, which you're allowed to steal and use for your own Oscar party. I've only used the "major" categories, so if you want to allow people to guess on the Achievement in Sound Editing category you can just add that category yourself. Just remember to change my email address to yours or it won't work.

I'm on my way to Copenhagen to see Aimee Mann (I'm thinking drinks first and then we'll see what happens). It's a three hour drive, so on my way I'll probably try to think of something fun to do for the Fauxhemian birthday party on March 7th. I can't believe it's been a year already.